The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!