The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to have no power.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to win the crying game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!