Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to fart terrible gas

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!