To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!