The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Poop

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be your self

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to bleed

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!