The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to turn things in to wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!