The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to see into the present

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!