The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!