The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!