the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!