The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!