The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to be super jewish

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to read

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to jump face first

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!