The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!