The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to peak braille

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!