the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!