the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to see into the present

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The power to die in one second

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!