The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to breathe

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to be your self

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to die at will

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!