The power to turn load noises into cake

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to peel stickers

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!