The power to think about useless power

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to blow strawberries

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!