The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to piss lava.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!