The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to change your mind

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!