The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!