The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!