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The power to learn only at school.
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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt
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The ability to turn Barack Obama white
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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open
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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.
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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!
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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz
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The power to speak in morse code
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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween
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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.
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the power to tell when someone is in your car
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The power to change the colour of your appendix
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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS
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Really bendy thumb
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Turn gold into lead.
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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.
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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face
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The power to eat junk food at light speed
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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.
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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!
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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister
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i like pie.
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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.
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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!