the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Really bendy thumb

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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i like pie.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!