The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!