The power to think of a funny power

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to die at will

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!