The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to grammar.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to fuck everyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!