the power to speak morse code .

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power of being republican

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!