The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the power of fart helium

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power of love

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The power to turn gold into dust

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!