The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to die....

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to not be funny

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to swim on land

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!