The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the power to go into a coma

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!