The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Poop

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Melting

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!