The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to see through horses

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!