The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power to smell like feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!