The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power rangers

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!