The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to burp a fart

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to speak braille

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!