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the power to know what time is not

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!