the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to write on this website

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!