The power to cook bad meals.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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meh.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!