The power to sing but your mute

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to be a normal person

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!