The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!