the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!