The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to die....

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to not be funny

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!