The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to be your self

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!