The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to read the TV

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to die

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Facebook.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to see through windows

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!