The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to speak braille

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to go into a coma

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!