The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!