The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power of love

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power to speak morse code .

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power to smell like feet

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power of being republican

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!