Poop

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Melting

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!