The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Death at will

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!