the power to poo pineapples

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to piss people off.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the ability to see fairy's

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!