The power to be a normal person

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to see through water

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!