The power to be justin beiber

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!