Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power to never get spam

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!