The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to see the present.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Facebook.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!