The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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Melting

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!